mindcandy pennies from the overgenerous lunatic

Microsoft, 20 years ago

watch: CollegeHumor: A Windows ad from 1986 featuring a much calmer, though still batshit insane, Steve Balmer.

Those were the days my friend, we'd thought they'd never end, and the cheeziness, teh cheapness, the..oh well, you get the idea.

The days where microsoft was merely a teeny weeny company, the days where they really put efforts to market their product with enthuaism.

Ah, the good old days. Who could forget steve balmer, the crazy salesman on TV? 

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 http://sean.chittenden.org/humor/www.plausiblydeniable.com/opinion/gsf.html

Geek fallacies. Funny, not really true, but still we can learn from it. The rorita spheak lessons courtesy of http://community.livejournal.com/egl_drama/ I had a lot of time making rorita spheak tho. Its really funny. The message/lesson today is encrypted in the rorita spheak. Fun doing everything XD

This is what I call final fantasy

Just when you thought you have seen it all! And yes, just when you think you saw the worst japanese porn ever made, it just gets worse, and worse and worse and worse and worse from there. First it was street fucker (as arazel has covered, and I have to agree it was a little traumatizing), the erotic version of street fighter featuring chun li as the main character that gets fucked throughout the scene.The next title would probally be kingdom fuck, with some 20 year old man playing sora, but still looks like a 10 year old kid that sora is and...people cosplaying to be those disney characters...all grouped in together yet again in another orgy of cosplaying characters...eww...it really does traumatize people who already know what cosplaying is.

The japs really do have a crazy sense of porn. And it always gets me speechless everytime, because you never know what to expect from them. What next? The Ring Sadako porn?

And I bet what would happen if FFX fanboys/girls saw that tape, especially when tidus gets locked in an orgy with yuna, rikku and lulu. There! a combination of porn and cosplay! only in Japan!

 Which is one reason why we all want to go to japan. More creative porn. And cosplay. And pornographic cosplay. And tentacle rape.

I guess that pic really does traumatize a lot of yuna's fanboys and fangirls. Oh well. I dont care XD